It's the good old "five word story"

Act of oral Sex on

the beach. but it was

one cocktail too many for

the cockteau twins who ended

up having a great big

hangover. Meanwhile a wasp happened

to be banging it's head

against a window trying to

to punish itself for stinging

a bear in the woods

who had inadvertently trodden on

the rat that sat on

the mat which the cat

Shat on and the smell

was quite distinct, like the

pungent aroma produced by an

the blocked anal glans of

Michael Jackson's monkey butler. Meanwhile

in the dark depths of

wiltshire, people all have seven

Bedrooms with a butler on

the roof instead of a

sky dish.
The morning after

stretching languidly (sp) across a soft

and fluffy marshmallow bed, the