Insult the person above you

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shit stabber more like

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Oops, I've now taken to insulting the person above the person above me, oh well fuck off both of you.

Subject: Re: Insult the person above you Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:44 pm

Yeah, all of you get fucked.

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and you can fuck off too!

Subject: Re: Insult the person above you Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:55 pm

Well I'm going to fuck off anyway, so bollocks to the lot of you

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I can't wait for Rosie to join in the debate.

Subject: Re: Insult the person above you Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:45 pm

You vindictive shit-stirring, cross-eyed turkey wanker.

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Amulet wrote:: You vindictive shit-stirring, cross-eyed turkey wanker.

Hang on, hang on, she hasn't commented yet.

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Toss pot Tom

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I was chucked off Screaming Whisper for a lot less than this... (you slag).

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I know you stupid old wanker but that wasn't anything to do with me!

Subject: Re: Insult the person above you Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:58 pm

They should have chucked you off a cliff and kicked your head in you fucking arsehole. (Tom)

(Cat's post went up while I was writing this.)

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You lazy cowbag - you typed too slow

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Amulet wrote:: They should have chucked you off a cliff and kicked your head in you fucking arsehole. (Tom)

(Cat's post went up while I was writing this.)

My post went up as I was reading it.

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Hit the tumescent thing with a bible then Tom, you filthy sod.

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Blimey - it worked! PRAISE BE! Tomorrow I'm going to bash the Bishop.

Subject: Re: Insult the person above you Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:01 am

You wanker, Tom

Subject: Re: Insult the person above you Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:45 am

It's supposed to be insults, not descriptions, you vacuous bint.

Subject: Re: Insult the person above you Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:00 am

Whoops, I just like the occasional double meaning, you tragic one-dimensional narcissist

Subject: Re: Insult the person above you Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:16 pm

Like I said, Bella, stop describing people and start insulting! Mealy-mouthed crotch pheasant.

Subject: Re: Insult the person above you Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:43 pm

Oh stop being such a fucking dictator you repetitious, rancid gussetted crud

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All this would be much more interesting if it was discussed face-to-face on our Christmas get together!

Subject: Re: Insult the person above you Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:10 pm

I doubt I'd be able to stomach a discussion about Amulet's rancid gusset thanks

Subject: Re: Insult the person above you Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:33 pm

To achieve a perfect rancid gusset, it should be hung on the body for at least ten days and nights. Then soaked for an hour or two in a fish based marinade to complement the natural flavour and odour before treading them lightly on a natural stone floor, preferably with both feet adorned with a pair of Toms five day old working socks.

Before partaking of deep sucks upon the said gusset it is advisable to swallow at least two thirds of a bottle of Lambs Navy Rum, ensure you have failed to purchase the winning Euro Lottery ticket, and your will is up to date.

Does anyone have any other recipes for gusset?

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I've got one for Gusset Honeybun - which involves parboiling an irritating fucking rabbit puppet who was the Mascot for Westward Television!