Insult the person above you

It does what it says on the tin! Throw an insult at the person who posted above you. As I'm the first I can't insult anyone but feel free to do your worst!

Oops I started this on the other thread and wouldn't wanna get too carried away poo face.

This does now actually feel slightly uncomfortable.

Justice, you filthy, filthy, dirty boy, you nasty, vicious person of cutting cruelty and devastating, destructive impudence, oooh, (shivers) let me rip your trousers off with my teeth and take your....

Oh bloody hell, sorry J, got a bit carried away there.....

That's alright mum

Bastard

Don't call my friend a bastard, you trombone/trumpet-playing slag.

Don't call that trombone/trumpet-playing slag a slag you slag.

What is this, a frigging slag-heap, you twatty moron

Fuck you, you poppy-eyed slapper - why don't you mind your own fucking business and get back to knitting a condom for your.....

Oh dear... goodness me... this really has got out of hand and I really must go to bed now. I hope that all you motherfuckers will find it in your hearts to forget this whole business. Nighty night.

Tom Stephenson wrote:

Fuck you, you poppy-eyed slapper

In your dreams Grandad, and that knitting needle'll get rammed right down your wotsit if you're not careful. Sweet dreams you tosspot.

Yeah, bring it on you facile bint and I'll scratch your fucking eyes out for being so mean to my lovely friend Tom.

Don't you talk to my poppy-eyed friend like that, you red-haired, pierced-flapped, dead-catted, studded-titted tatooist!

Now, I really must go to bed. I've got a big day in Glastonbury tomorrow, distributing magic mushrooms amongst the poor.

I'm poor, fuckface.

Now now children, you're being very naughty. Off you go, wash your mouths out with soap and water, eat your gruel and i'll be up to read you a story.

Now where was I?

Once upon a time there were three bears........They all shit in the woods and they all fuck SPG pigs..........

I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it...........

Dave, you numpty (oh doG, it's the best I can do, I have no venom in my heart for the old bastard)

For fuck's sake LaLa, get your finger out and be the mean bitch we all know that you are. I'm gonna fucking delete your posts if you don't start being more insulting.

Delete the fucking posts then you fucking fustian Attention Whore

You're just jealous cos of your ADHD.

You're just smelly cos of your VDOD

Girls, Girls. Now look what you've started, Cat. This will end in tears - or blood - or both.

Menstrual Rivers of Blood - should keep Dave happy.

Shut up tosser

I bet you are called cat cos you smell of fish

Justice wrote:

Menstrual Rivers of Blood - should keep Dave happy.

He could sail one of his narrow boats on them. Captain Browneye.

Shit stirrer