It's the good old "five word story"

horrid child of a bedwetting

Half man and half animal

shot out of bed howling

im late for work as

he looked down at his

Brown, very thick and long

time for an answer from

anyone else. Meanwhile on the

mountain, sounds of anguish repeatedly

drowned out the sound of

the bagpipes which were played

during the half time celebration

of cabers tossing and haggis

hunting during which the honourable

Lord Farquaad had to think

hum how can I make

my willy bigger? He thought

"i know ill tie a

sock to it and hope

it turns a funny shade

of greenish blueish yellow because

they are my favourite colours

sang Julie Andrews as she

wiped the last piece of

the mohicans from her naked