It's the good old "five word story"

failed to pique anyone's interest

except Wayne Rooney and the

unnamed lady of the night

who charges more if you

dribble before you score a

joint of pork on Sunday

afternoon, when the rain is

is coming through the window

of opportunity. In a few

weeks when the nights draw

a picture of their armour

plated disability scooter, so they

can recognise it in an

advert in Playboy with a

Braille subtitle. However, some people

make the pages stick together

due to over excitement while

watching the grass grow under

their chin while trying on

a tutu, so the pope

would be able to glide

by, touching all the children

that ran away from the

the priest after he took

lessons from the pope in