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Dave Larkhall

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PostSubject: Re: easily offended? sod off then   Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:49 pm

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Greenwood Avenue and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.


I am enclosing a picture for you.


I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife. XX


P.S. Your girlfriend phoned.
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PostSubject: Re: easily offended? sod off then   Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:23 pm

^^^ Brill^^^
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PostSubject: Re: easily offended? sod off then   Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:28 pm

I just me one of those charity "I'm against Bullying"wristbands
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PostSubject: Re: easily offended? sod off then   Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:39 pm



YOU WANT ME TO WHAT????

SNIFF THEM AND FIND HER???

YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: easily offended? sod off then   Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:59 pm

Dave Larkhall wrote:


YOU WANT ME TO WHAT????

SNIFF THEM AND FIND HER???

YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!!!!

I wondered where they went.
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PostSubject: Re: easily offended? sod off then   Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:29 pm

Here's one for Rugbyboy


A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth
wedding anniversary when the wife says "Darling, as this is such a special
occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession."

"Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years"

The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's
eyes and says, 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot
hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the
trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'

She said 'I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I
played rugby for New Zealand. . ..
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PostSubject: Re: easily offended? sod off then   Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:07 pm

Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: easily offended? sod off then   Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:11 pm

i hired a hit man to get rid of the wife,
he said he will fire 1 round and hit her just below the left breast,
i said you cruel git, i want her dead not knee capped
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PostSubject: Re: easily offended? sod off then   Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:15 pm

The Mother of the 5 yr old taken hostage in Pakistan
has sent out an emotional appeal,
if he is not returned by this weekend, can someone cover his shift in the shop!




i'll get me coat
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PostSubject: Re: easily offended? sod off then   Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:29 pm

India have said they will help out their neighbours Pakistan's flood appeal by sending 1000 towels, a spokesman said, "its not much but its the first thing off the top of their heads"
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