Londons new ways to get your pennies

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23799217-london-drivers-fined-for-leaving-old-parking-tickets-in-car.do

its not just about the money then

I bet Frost would get a big fine then RB. He always had a load of parking tickets. Delboy had the right idea. Doctor on call.

its got bad, the cameras tell the people on mopeds when you pull up and 1 min late bang 40 quid fine
when i estimate jobs in Fulham, i tell the people that it will cost them a tenner, "but you say free estimates!
yes i say estimates free but i have to pay £6ph parking, its normally a good test to see irf they are time wasters

Why not go by horse? You could be like Duke then. A genuine cowboy builder.

Or, here's another idea. Get yerself a parking meter, and just plonk it on the spot. Put photo of one on 'ere and I'll knock it up in me workshops.

Even Anal would struggle to justify that shit. A mate of mine was ticketed today for being parked with his wheels 6 inches over the white lines. Fair enough if he was stopping somebody using a space, but the car park was half empty. Fucking money-grabbing wankers.

Wot is goin' on with him Dylan. Sucking up to us like a rampant limpet. Must have had the bollocking of a lifetime from my mate Paul. Who by the way sent me a lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely e-mail this morning. Would you like to see my lovely, lovely, lo...snivel, grovel, suck up...........?

Just in case you want to see my lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely e-mail.............

Priceless…………..

Paul Wiltshire
Deputy editor/Head of news
The Bath Chronicle
01225 322301

What was that in reply to?
BTW - Thought this was the shittest stat ever to justify wasting cash-
It has also made the claim that the package will reduce the number of accidents in the city by more than 300 over the next 60 years

I know Dylan. I have never heard such a load of shite in my life. It really is sad that we are suffering these fools without some form of mass demonstration.. But you hit he nail right on the old head with your comment. I made a little reference to it in the new hospital thread.

As for the Lovely, lo.....fuck it...... it was in response to a short comment I made on that tunnel story, about bats and things. Couldn't resist it! All those up there own arses tosspots.

Yes, that was good, but you were on form today. I thought that was a tosspot story, stop a great scheme 'just in case'. And how did we live before mobile phones?
Most annoying poster since Anal goes to Jane on the non-story about the Prom parade thing. Might be a shit marketing event, but it sounds like the kids had fun, and Jane has gone well overboard in the killjoy stakes. Her last post was incredibly sad.

I'm really disappointed as I thought this thread was about ways to get a penis.

I've been called a prick a few times, does that count?

Dylanwing wrote:

I've been called a prick a few times, does that count?

Ooooo errrrrrrrrrr, can't resist..............

Ake Amulet, she deals in "LITTLE" pricks.

Amulet wrote:

I'm really disappointed as I thought this thread was about ways to get a penis.

Iv got one you can have Am!

The Duke had one Am, but due to the recession it's been made redundant.

He might let you play with his hawk and float, or even do a bit of Carlite Bonding together, but he'll never share his podger.

Dave Larkhall wrote:

The Duke had one Am, but due to the recession it's been made redundant.

He might let you play with his hawk and float, or even do a bit of Carlite Bonding together, but he'll never share his podger.

Don't like Carlite Bonding i prefer Hardcore no i mean Hardwall, and yes he has been made redundent but im sure Am can find a position for him.

I prefer a bit of horse hair and lime meself.

Can I point out here, that I do PIERCINGS?!