Tiger Woods

Do you think he should have taken a driver? (I hate golf)

I think it's great that his missus grabbed the first thing she could find to smash the window - a golf club.

Since the alcohol must be out of his system by now, there must be something else he is waiting for to go away before he has a chat with the State Troopers. Anyone else, they would have smashed that door down! I worked on his estate once, next door to Arnold Palmer, and the private security is worse the the local cops - believe me! The whole thing is one huge golf-course, with houses on it, and electric fences all around. Strict 10 MPH speed limit, which - if you exceed it - you are never allowed back in again - ever. They have radar.

Have you Worked everywhere Tom? i thought id been about but you are a legend.

Throughout the Universe he's known as Tardis Tom. Wherever you go some poor unsuspecting humanoid has been carved up by wicked Doctor.

I'm a legend in my own lunchtime.

LUNCHTIME!!!!!!!!!!

Hasn't anybody explained to you, you have to go to work before you get a lunchtime.

Since when?

Since breakfast.

Breakfast is for poofs.

Do you have your morning poof with salt or sugar darling?

You should know.

I've been thinking about this since I saw it on the news... I think his wife was chasing him down the street with the golf club when he crashed the car... why else would she have a golf club in hand, ready to rescue him when he crashed? That's the only logical reason I can think of that he would want to hide the facts and not answer any questions. Her motive for chasing him with a golf club? Just before this accident, the National Enquirer published a story of how he is cheating on his wife... Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!

That's what happens when you get into a bit of rough! Should have stayed on the tee.

That's the best theory I've heard yet, Crick. Mind you, the National Enquirer would say that anyway. Maybe she caught him whacking his balls up another fairway?

I think he's a damned Cad-dy.

Maybe he's been PUTTING it about? (geddit?)

Hole in one d'yer think?

The 19th. (Blimey! Is that the time? It's almost time for my well-deserved lunch)

Don't forget to eat all yer greens, like a good little tiger. (geddit)

We're going to have to wait for Crick to wake up and get on the case - I can't think of any more. Better get my pajamas off and get to work (bit frosty this morning - I'll have to put some clothes on)

Perhaps the maid was caught polishing his large Wood??

Tiger Woods sounds like a porn star anyway.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1232544/Tiger-Woods-Jaimee-Grubbs-Kalika-Moquin-named-mistresses.html