Body Piercing Training!

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Justice wrote:: Reminds me of the joke about the guy with "WENDY" tattooed on his penis - I'll leave Tom to explain it.

Why is it always me to have to talk filth? I get enough of that at home.

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Tom Stephenson wrote:

Justice wrote:: Reminds me of the joke about the guy with "WENDY" tattooed on his penis - I'll leave Tom to explain it.

Why is it always me to have to talk filth? I get enough of that at home.

I didn't know you lived with BritPlod

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Listen - it's me who has to drive there and back, admittedly, but I'll soon be out of his patch, whereas you live there, sucker.

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Iv only got one tattoo Am, i would have had more but mrs Grumpy aka The Cat doesn't like them.

Subject: Re: Body Piercing Training! Sat Dec 05, 2009 7:57 pm

Oh REALLY? She told me she was just scared... Maybe she'd change her mind if she could see that they are art - at least the ones we do are. Mr Am spent 4 hours drawing up a design today.

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Amulet wrote:: Oh REALLY? She told me she was just scared... Maybe she'd change her mind if she could see that they are art - at least the ones we do are. Mr Am spent 4 hours drawing up a design today.

I have been making holes in people.

Nice, iv always like tattoos but they must be tasteful and i don't really like colourful ones, there was a design i liked from years ago but i never got it done.

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Amulet wrote:: Oh REALLY? She told me she was just scared... Maybe she'd change her mind if she could see that they are art - at least the ones we do are. Mr Am spent 4 hours drawing up a design today.

I have been making holes in people.

I'm scared alright! Scared of getting something on my body that can't be got rid of. Don't get me wrong, I do admire the artwork involved (loved looking at your site, btw) but I'd rather see artwork on paper or canvas than on skin.

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This is it, without the writing, i know its a bit punky but thats what i liked when i was a teenager.

Subject: Re: Body Piercing Training! Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:54 am

TheCat wrote:

Amulet wrote:: Oh REALLY? She told me she was just scared... Maybe she'd change her mind if she could see that they are art - at least the ones we do are. Mr Am spent 4 hours drawing up a design today.

I have been making holes in people.

I'm scared alright! Scared of getting something on my body that can't be got rid of. Don't get me wrong, I do admire the artwork involved (loved looking at your site, btw) but I'd rather see artwork on paper or canvas than on skin.

I have a few tattoos Cat and only one that can actually be seen (unless you're sharing my bed Wink

), which is on my wrist. I love the idea of being able to decorate my body and have taken time to have tats that I really liked, no meaning to anyone else but me.

BTW Am your website is fab!!!

Subject: Re: Body Piercing Training! Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:35 am

Thanks Gall!

Do you still want that tattoo, Grumpy?

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Grumpy wrote:: This is it, without the writing, i know its a bit punky but thats what i liked when i was a teenager.

Not wishing to put you off, but that's the sort of tattoo you may have had done as a teenager and then regretted it by the time you were 20. I dunno how old you are now, but it's definitely not something I'd choose if I was older than 18.

ANL are pretty crap too - seen them several times over the years and they've always failed to impress me - though I do have the single (with the cover like that picture) of So What, Streets of London which was pretty awesome at the time.

Subject: Re: Body Piercing Training! Sun Dec 06, 2009 11:31 am

Didn't ANL pen that delightful little love song, 'Woman'.....? Ahhh, it was SO romantic...

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Yes they did - it starts off romantically and then goes down hill - nice lads.

Subject: Re: Body Piercing Training! Sun Dec 06, 2009 11:38 am

Justice wrote:: Yes they did - it starts off romantically and then goes down hill - nice lads.

Yes, it does lead you into a false sense of security, with that lovey dovey stuff at the start followed by a load of misogynist, angry, aggressive, hateful shite at the end. Bit like most relationships really...........!

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I think that was their point - they're not known for their tact (or song writing ability). Still going mnd you.

Subject: Re: Body Piercing Training! Sun Dec 06, 2009 11:56 am

And I bet they're still as talented and successful as they were twenty five years ago.......

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Quite!

Their best song IMHO was "I Hate People" reproduced here for your pleasure:

Gordon Brown I wish that I could hide away
And find a wall to bang my brains
I'm living in a fantasy, a nightmare dream... reality
People ride about all day
In metal boxes made away
I wish that they would drop the bomb
And kill these ***** that don't belong

I hate people
I hate the human race
I hate people
I hate your ugly face
I hate people
I hate your fucking mess
I hate people
They hate me

My mother thinks that I am a jerk
Because I hate my bleeding work
Be like your daddy he's sincere
But don't be true... or you'll be queer
I'm working at my 9 to 5
with boring ***** that give me jibe
their talking of the love they give
they never give... they never give

I hate people
I hate the human race
I hate people
I hate your ugly face
I hate people
I hate your fucking mess
I hate people
They hate me

I think Cliff Richard is covering it on the b-side of his new Christmas single.

Subject: Re: Body Piercing Training! Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:10 pm

Nice.

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I don't think it was really just about Gordon Brown though - it was Thatcher's era.

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Those song lyrics have highlighted a serious loop-hole in the automatic moderation system. It seems if you paste in the word ****, it allows you to without saying something like 'Tom' in it's place. Look into it Cat, will you?

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Damn, at last someone's worked it out - you're a clever crunt Tom.

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Here’s a little experiment - Justice is a crunt - nope it didn't work. All that work gone to waste.

Subject: Re: Body Piercing Training! Sun Dec 06, 2009 6:50 pm

I've edited it all now, Tom, so don't worry your pretty little head about it...

And, to get back on topic, that was why I was asking about the tattoo as I would have thought it's the sort of thing you'd grow out of. I'm not even sure we'd tattoo that on anyone in the first place as there's no point in tattooing anything that someone is likely to want removed later. That's why we don't tattoo partners names.

Have any of you checked out the website?

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So you don't exercise your powers of moderation when it comes to advertising your own business then, Am.

Subject: Re: Body Piercing Training! Sun Dec 06, 2009 7:07 pm

There's nothing on here that says you can't advertise!