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PostSubject: Who really makes jam?   Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:12 pm

Except for Doll who obviosuly has too much time on her hands. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Who really makes jam?   Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:15 pm

The WI,but not very well in Street.
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PostSubject: Re: Who really makes jam?   Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:35 pm

kaz wrote:
Except for Doll who obviosuly has too much time on her hands. Razz

Chris Morris on Channel 4 - but he hasn't for a while. Previously there was Blue Jam on Radio 1
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PostSubject: Re: Who really makes jam?   Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:38 pm

kaz wrote:
Except for Doll who obviosuly has too much time on her hands. Razz


Ahhh it's like I was never away.....

I like jam! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Who really makes jam?   Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:39 pm

is it really sad to say that I grew the fruit for the jam too?
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PostSubject: Re: Who really makes jam?   Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:08 pm

I make jam. And Lemon Curd and Damson cheese (which is kind of like curd) and all kinds of chutney.

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PostSubject: Re: Who really makes jam?   Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:28 am

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PostSubject: Re: Who really makes jam?   Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:48 am

I have been in some traffic jams. I have even created a couple.
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PostSubject: Re: Who really makes jam?   Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:22 pm

Mmmmm I like lemon curd(never made it though, I make LIME curd! yum)
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PostSubject: Re: Who really makes jam?   Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:43 pm

Ooooh doll! Can you give me your lime curd recipe? Although I would imagine it's the same as the lemon one except for the limes

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PostSubject: Re: Who really makes jam?   Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:48 am

Justice wrote:
kaz wrote:
Except for Doll who obviosuly has too much time on her hands. Razz

Chris Morris on Channel 4 - but he hasn't for a while. Previously there was Blue Jam on Radio 1

Iv heard of pearl jam and toe jam but not blue jam? mmmmm Toe jam nice and cheesey. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Who really makes jam?   Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:58 pm

We buy Jam from the stalls at village Fetes during the summer. You can get some home made products.
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PostSubject: Re: Who really makes jam?   Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:18 pm

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We buy Jam from the stalls at village Fetes during the summer. You can get some home made products.

Lucifer? Correct me if im wrong ( cos you do know alot about Hell) but i wouldn't have thought there would be many fetes in hell?
But it could be many peoples Fate. Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Who really makes jam?   Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:45 pm

Well to be perfectly honest with you, there are not that many fetes in hell,a few barbecues a week. We are hoping to get the franshise for McDonalds and Burger King.
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PostSubject: Re: Who really makes jam?   Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:38 am

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Well to be perfectly honest with you, there are not that many fetes in hell,a few barbecues a week. We are hoping to get the franshise for McDonalds and Burger King.

It doesn't seem such a bad place, but its had terrible press. study
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PostSubject: Re: Who really makes jam?   Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:06 am

That was only after Jade Goody turned up. We tried to get Micheal Jackson but children under ten are not allowed.
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PostSubject: Re: Who really makes jam?   Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:19 pm

Im surprised Jade got past the entrance exam, m.j. must still be in limbo or was it jimbo?
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PostSubject: Re: Who really makes jam?   Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:53 pm

The-duke66 wrote:
I've heard of toe jam
Ah yes, the more viscous version of sock juice..., can I tempt you to a glass Duke?
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PostSubject: Re: Who really makes jam?   Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:10 pm

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The-duke66 wrote:
I've heard of toe jam
Ah yes, the more viscous version of sock juice..., can I tempt you to a glass Duke?

mmmm sounds good, do you have to soak the sock or wring it out fresh? Served with a Jacobs cracker?
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PostSubject: Re: Who really makes jam?   Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:11 pm

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glam wrote:
The-duke66 wrote:
I've heard of toe jam
Ah yes, the more viscous version of sock juice..., can I tempt you to a glass Duke?

mmmm sounds good, do you have to soak the sock or wring it out fresh? Served with a Jacobs cracker?

Or a jacob's ladder if it is an old stocking.

On the subject of which - Amulet if you are reading this have you watched the film yet?
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PostSubject: Re: Who really makes jam?   Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:16 pm

I found myself in a traffic jam today,a Hartleys lorry had overturned on the bypass.
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PostSubject: Re: Who really makes jam?   Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:34 pm

Omg you 2 you must of read tony blackburns joke book!
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PostSubject: Re: Who really makes jam?   Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:41 pm

Read it, nah, we were the ghost writers?
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