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PostSubject: A bit late getting back   Tue Dec 07, 2010 2:14 pm

Dave arrives home from work one evening to find his wife stressing out. "My boss is coming round for dinner with his French girlfriend," she says, "I need you to go down to the market and get some snails for the starter." On the way back Dave bumps into Colin from work. "Fancy a pint Dave?" "Just a quick one mate, I've got to get back," Dave replies. So he goes in for a pint with Colin and one quickly turns to five. Dave then chats up a blonde girl at the bar and soon heads back at her flat only to pass out and wake up the next morning. He gets dressed, grabs the snails and runs home, just as he gets to the doorstep he trips and the snails go everywhere, his wife opens the door, and screams, "WHERE THE F**K HAVE YOU BEEN?" Dave looks down and shouts, "come on lads, nearly there!"
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PostSubject: Re: A bit late getting back   Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:47 am

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PostSubject: Re: A bit late getting back   Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:21 pm

great loved it
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PostSubject: Re: A bit late getting back   Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:58 pm

Hahaha

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