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PostSubject: Little Firefighter   Wed Nov 03, 2010 7:02 pm



A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the
firefighter said with admiration.

'Thanks,' the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied
the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.


'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.'

The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'

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PostSubject: Re: Little Firefighter   Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:33 am

LOL lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Little Firefighter   Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:54 pm

Ha Ha good one Cat! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Little Firefighter   Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:10 pm

Love it!
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