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PostSubject: Bacon Tree   Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:15 pm

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving.
They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon .... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree.
He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock.
Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees


Ees


Ees


Ees



Ees a ham bush...."







And I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you - I know you did!

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PostSubject: Re: Bacon Tree   Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:01 pm

lol! Yes i did
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PostSubject: Re: Bacon Tree   Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:54 pm

why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff

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PostSubject: Re: Bacon Tree   Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:13 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Bacon Tree   Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:56 pm

lol @ Rugbyboy!!

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