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PostSubject: Celibacy   Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:37 pm

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a

condition imposed by circumstances.



While attending a Marriage Weekend,
Bob and his wife, Janet, listened to the instructor declare,
'It is essential that husbands and wives know
the things that are important to each other.'



He then addressed the men,
'Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?'



Bob leaned over, touched Janet’s arm gently, and whispered

"Homepride, isnt it ?"



And thus began Bob’s life of celibacy ......

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PostSubject: Re: Celibacy   Sun Aug 08, 2010 10:30 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Celibacy   Sun Aug 08, 2010 10:33 pm

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are riding in an lift from the 14th floor to the lobby. The redhead notices a spot on the lift wall and says, "That looks like a cum stain."
The brunette leans over and smells the stain. "Smells like a cum stain," she says.
The blonde leans over and tastes the spot, then says, "Well, it's nobody from this building."
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PostSubject: Re: Celibacy   Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:47 pm

newly weds on their wedding night
Him, throws his trousers at his new bride and said,
put these on as its the last time you will wear the trousers in this marrage
she, takes off her knickers throws them at him and replied,
you do the same with these
and unless you change your tune thats the only way your get into them again
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