3 women had lunch one day
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and 1 has been married for 25 years.
as they were chatting about relationships they decided to amaze their men by greeting them wearing just a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
they agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..
Here's how it all went.
Engaged Friend:
my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The Mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
The Married Story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
"What's for dinner,Batman?"