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rugbyboy

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PostSubject: Hiya sexy pants   Wed Feb 17, 2010 6:20 pm

3 women had lunch one day
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and 1 has been married for 25 years.

as they were chatting about relationships they decided to amaze their men by greeting them wearing just a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
they agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here's how it all went.

Engaged Friend:
my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The Mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

My Story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,

"What's for dinner,Batman?"
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PostSubject: Re: Hiya sexy pants   Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:18 pm

It was good the first time you said it! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Hiya sexy pants   Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:32 pm

WTF how did that happen!

i have got a bit of a stutter!
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