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PostSubject: Re: Add Your Quickies   Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:38 pm

What the difference between Gordon Brown and a broken clock?

A broken clock is right twice a day.
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PostSubject: Re: Add Your Quickies   Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:34 pm

police said the dust cloud was caused by the cleaner, at Arsenal's trophy cabinet
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PostSubject: Re: Add Your Quickies   Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:44 pm

just been to my girlfriend of 6 month's funeral, it was the first time i have met her parents....................................right miserable bastards
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PostSubject: Re: Add Your Quickies   Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:32 am

First they fuck the bankers, now they've fucked the pilots. No wonder Mum's like going to Iceland.
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PostSubject: Re: Add Your Quickies   Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:52 pm

What do the Chinese take before there elections?

Viagra
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PostSubject: Re: Add Your Quickies   Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:54 pm

What will be getting lots of attention in 4 weeks time?

Gordon Brown's garden.
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PostSubject: Re: Add Your Quickies   Wed Jun 09, 2010 2:43 pm

have i told you the joke about Alzhemersi
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PostSubject: Re: Add Your Quickies   Wed Jun 09, 2010 2:45 pm

Why does Noddy wear yellow checked trousers with a red jacket and yellow scarf?
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PostSubject: Re: Add Your Quickies   Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:46 pm

Why does Rugby boy bollocks up his spoiler?


















Cos he's a bigger twat tongue

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PostSubject: Re: Add Your Quickies   Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:52 pm

i have fond memories of his little red x
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PostSubject: Re: Add Your Quickies   Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:55 pm

x

dont blam th mssngr !
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PostSubject: Re: Add Your Quickies   Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:57 pm

frosty wrote:
i have fond memories of his little red x
you raf boys always on about sx!
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PostSubject: Re: Add Your Quickies   Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:36 pm

you send £2 a month to feed the starving in Africa, and they spend it on a Trumpet
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PostSubject: Re: Add Your Quickies   Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:51 am

The Secret Policeman's Ball has been suspended until Raoul Moat's exact whereabouts are known. Just in case.

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PostSubject: Re: Add Your Quickies   Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:04 pm

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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PostSubject: Re: Add Your Quickies   Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:56 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Add Your Quickies   Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:06 pm

My friend brags about having sex anally with his girlfriend.

So what, I have sex twice as often as that.
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PostSubject: Re: Add Your Quickies   Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:42 pm

i said to my mate paddy that Christmas day was on a Friday this year.
ooh he said, i hope its not on the 13th
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PostSubject: Re: Add Your Quickies   Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:26 pm

What have scousers and Sky television got in common?

Neither of them need Keys.
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PostSubject: Re: Add Your Quickies   Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:20 pm

Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Add Your Quickies   Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:21 am

On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.

When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, 'It's Lent.'
In tears, she sobbed, 'Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Who did you lend it to, and for how long?'
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PostSubject: Re: Add Your Quickies   Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:43 pm

i see what happened there

very clever
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