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rugbyboy

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PostSubject: pint please luv   Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:39 pm

This indeed is worrisome

Beer contains female hormones
Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.


It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :
1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally.

Cool Had to sit down while urinating.
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PostSubject: Re: pint please luv   Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:01 pm

What about shagging standing up.
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PostSubject: Re: pint please luv   Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:22 pm

lucifer wrote:
What about shagging standing up.

What about it?
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PostSubject: Re: pint please luv   Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:25 pm

lucifer wrote:
What about shagging standing up.
i don't normaly but ok you smooth talker
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PostSubject: Re: pint please luv   Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:30 pm

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp.

"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.

"Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.

"That little O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."

"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."

"Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in your hand?"

That I did," said Paddy, "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was; but useless in a fight."
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PostSubject: Re: pint please luv   Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:31 pm

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.

The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there.

Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.

The drunk mumbles,

"Ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either."
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