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PostSubject: job applicant   Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:14 pm

A guy goes to his Local Council offices to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He answers 'Yes - Caffeine'
'Have you ever been in the armed forces?'
'Yes,' he says. 'I was in the army and served two tours of Iraq.'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, 'Yes ...a bomb exploded near me and blew my test icles off.'
The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.
Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM. but you can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?'
'This is a council job,' the interviewer says.
'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our bol locks; not really any point in you coming in for that.'
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