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PostSubject: Tiger Woods   Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:55 pm

Do you think he should have taken a driver? (I hate golf)
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PostSubject: Re: Tiger Woods   Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:39 pm

I think it's great that his missus grabbed the first thing she could find to smash the window - a golf club.

Since the alcohol must be out of his system by now, there must be something else he is waiting for to go away before he has a chat with the State Troopers. Anyone else, they would have smashed that door down! I worked on his estate once, next door to Arnold Palmer, and the private security is worse the the local cops - believe me! The whole thing is one huge golf-course, with houses on it, and electric fences all around. Strict 10 MPH speed limit, which - if you exceed it - you are never allowed back in again - ever. They have radar.
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PostSubject: Re: Tiger Woods   Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:47 pm

Have you Worked everywhere Tom? i thought id been about but you are a legend.
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PostSubject: Re: Tiger Woods   Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:09 pm

Throughout the Universe he's known as Tardis Tom. Wherever you go some poor unsuspecting humanoid has been carved up by wicked Doctor.
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PostSubject: Re: Tiger Woods   Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:10 pm

I'm a legend in my own lunchtime.
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PostSubject: Re: Tiger Woods   Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:18 pm

LUNCHTIME!!!!!!!!!!

Hasn't anybody explained to you, you have to go to work before you get a lunchtime.
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PostSubject: Re: Tiger Woods   Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:27 pm

Since when?
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PostSubject: Re: Tiger Woods   Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:35 pm

Since breakfast.
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PostSubject: Re: Tiger Woods   Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:37 pm

Breakfast is for poofs.
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PostSubject: Re: Tiger Woods   Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:40 pm

Do you have your morning poof with salt or sugar darling?
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PostSubject: Re: Tiger Woods   Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:47 pm

You should know.
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PostSubject: Re: Tiger Woods   Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:15 am

I've been thinking about this since I saw it on the news... I think his wife was chasing him down the street with the golf club when he crashed the car... why else would she have a golf club in hand, ready to rescue him when he crashed? That's the only logical reason I can think of that he would want to hide the facts and not answer any questions. Her motive for chasing him with a golf club? Just before this accident, the National Enquirer published a story of how he is cheating on his wife... Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!
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PostSubject: Re: Tiger Woods   Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:43 am

That's what happens when you get into a bit of rough! Should have stayed on the tee.
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PostSubject: Re: Tiger Woods   Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:43 am

That's the best theory I've heard yet, Crick. Mind you, the National Enquirer would say that anyway. Maybe she caught him whacking his balls up another fairway?
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PostSubject: Re: Tiger Woods   Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:45 am

I think he's a damned Cad-dy.
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PostSubject: Re: Tiger Woods   Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:18 am

Maybe he's been PUTTING it about? (geddit?)
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PostSubject: Re: Tiger Woods   Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:23 am

Hole in one d'yer think?
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PostSubject: Re: Tiger Woods   Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:26 am

The 19th. (Blimey! Is that the time? It's almost time for my well-deserved lunch)
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PostSubject: Re: Tiger Woods   Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:39 am

Don't forget to eat all yer greens, like a good little tiger. (geddit)
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PostSubject: Re: Tiger Woods   Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:46 am

We're going to have to wait for Crick to wake up and get on the case - I can't think of any more. Better get my pajamas off and get to work (bit frosty this morning - I'll have to put some clothes on)
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PostSubject: Re: Tiger Woods   Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:48 pm

Perhaps the maid was caught polishing his large Wood??
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PostSubject: Re: Tiger Woods   Tue Dec 01, 2009 6:05 pm

Tiger Woods sounds like a porn star anyway.
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PostSubject: Re: Tiger Woods   Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:50 pm

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