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rugbyboy

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PostSubject: im 84 you know   Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:00 pm

At age 85, Morris marries Lou Anne, a lovely 25-year old. Since her new
husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and
Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her
new husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night
together.

After the wedding festivities, Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the
expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door
opens and there is Morris, her 85-year-old groom ready for action.

They unite as one. All goes well, Morris takes leave of his bride, and
she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door,
and it's Morris, who looks happy and eager.

Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling.

When the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses his bride, bids her a fond
goodnight and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but you guessed
it, Morris is back again, rapping on the door, and he is as fresh as a
25-year old.

Once again they enjoy each other. But as Morris gets set to leave, his
young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you
can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a
third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover,
Morris."


Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says, "You mean I
was here already?"
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PostSubject: Re: im 84 you know   Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:10 pm

lol! nice 1
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