A vicar went on holiday with the intetion of finding a young girl to shag. He decided not to wear his dog collar as he thought it might the girls off.
At his hotel he met this lovely young and took her down to the sund dunes and had his way with her twice.
As he lay back and rested a cloud of guilt came over him.He turned to her and said "I have to admit that really i am a vicar and i fell to temptation"
She smiled at him and stroked his chest."Thats alright" she said"By the size of your balls i thought you were a canon"